Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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