i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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