STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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