Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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