it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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