my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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