May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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