Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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