what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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