I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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