I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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