redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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