he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
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