My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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