She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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