Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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