why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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