I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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