Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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