phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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