The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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