he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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