I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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