If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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sex in a hospital.. check
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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