I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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