I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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