that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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