jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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