did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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