I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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