Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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