My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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