Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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