I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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