we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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