sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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