your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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