I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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