Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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