And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Reggie can tackle my bush.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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