do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Is it because I queefed?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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