ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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