seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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