So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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