Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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