I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
be right there i have to get my cape
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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