dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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