Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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