By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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