Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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